I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Red Distressed white text reads "IT'S

Distressed white text reads "IT'S THE F*CKING" flanking a large cream cursive "Catalina" above red block text reading "WINE MIXER" and "& HELICOPTER EXPO

A vintage cartoon king wearing a crown and holding a bowling ball stands against a large black "K

all set within a scalloped ornate border outline

Inspired by The Blues Brothers

" and "Cocktail Lounge" beside a bowling figure silhouette

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Red Distressed white text reads "IT'SBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked