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Mount Vernon's Kings took the diamond in 1949 as part of the Class D Southern Illinois League

vintage screen-print texture throughout

One Night Only

Swearing a blood oath over thunder with your sentient teddy bear is the kind of childhood pact that absolutely should not survive into your thirties

and decades of Kansas City's storied nightlife

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