Charles DeMar - Pure Snow! - Long Sleeve T-Shirt dd Distressed white serif text stacked

Distressed white serif text stacked across four centered lines reads "PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO STUFF" in a bold retro typeface

" A cartoon cardinal head with red plumage

Ned Ryerson's sales pitch has a 100% close rate when you're trapped in a time loop with no escape

followed by bold green sans-serif text reading "BASEBALL CLUB" and smaller serif text reading "NEW ENGLAND LEAGUE

Arched distressed white block text reads "I CAN'T" across the top

Charles DeMar - Pure Snow! - Long Sleeve T-Shirt dd Distressed white serif text stackedCharles De Mar treating a ski slope like his personal vaudeville stage while screaming about snow purity is the most honest thing any 80s character ever did. Nobody stopped him because nobody outranks that level of commitment. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: A cartoon portrait of Charles De Mar depicts a grinning figure in a black top hat, formal coat, and golden yellow tie, surrounded by white dots resembling falling snow. Distressed white