Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Light Blue White hand-drawn text reads "FORCED

White hand-drawn text reads "FORCED FAMILY FUN" in irregular

Inspired by Rushmore

Eternal damnation is still less painful than leg day

wearing a baseball cap and swinging a bat

conveniently omitting the Tusken Raiders and cantinas where limbs get severed over drink orders

Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Light Blue White hand-drawn text reads "FORCEDPivoting from adult film stardom to a recording career covering Transformers songs is exactly the kind of late 80s cocaine logic that made perfect sense at the time. The demo tape was real, the talent was debatable, but the confidence was absolutely bulletproof. Inspired by Boogie Nights. The Details: Pink script text reads "The Touch" above a posterized orange tinted illustration of Dirk Diggler singing into a studio microphone, eyes closed with one