Mind If I Smoke? - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt lastdragon1 Golf divots classified as war

Golf divots classified as war crimes would honestly explain why the course marshal drives around like he's on patrol

Bold white sans-serif text reads "DARNELL'S AUTO WRECKING" above a red and white two-tone 1958 Plymouth Fury illustration with chrome accents and whitewall tires

inspired by the iconic nutcracker theme with a cheeky twist

Cluelessness that profound deserves its own vintage jersey font

The Original Beef of Chicagoland" design is inspired by The Bear—a nod to the shop that started it all

Mind If I Smoke? - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt lastdragon1 Golf divots classified as warAsking "mind if I smoke" used to be a courtesy, now it's a threat involving a forty minute monologue about bark consistency and the butcher paper versus foil debate. Cigarettes lost the culture war to a brisket alarm set for 4 AM. The Details: White bold hand drawn uppercase text reads "MIND IF I SMOKE?" nestled within a billowing smoke cloud rendered in white. Below, a gray blue illustration depicts a barrel style BBQ smoker on legs with a closed lid