Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex Tank Top Baseball Half the room won't notice

Half the room won't notice

Distressed white block text with halftone texture reads "DRINK LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

The front says "I'm a professional

CALIFORNIA" with weathered

Stanley Spadowski's mop got the last word

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex Tank Top Baseball Half the room won't noticeParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming