Get On Board With the Lord - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL Built without pretense

Built without pretense

a small baseball to the left and a Texas state outline to the right

and just a little buzzed

above green text reading "CHRISTMAS PARTY" and red text reading "1988" between white pixel-art snowflakes

a studded collar

Get On Board With the Lord - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL Built without pretenseYouth pastors in 1998 genuinely believed a half pipe and some Christian rock would save more souls than two thousand years of theology. Jesus on a skateboard is just the logical conclusion of that desperate pivot to relevance. The Details: Golden yellow bold block text reads "GET ON BOARD" across the top. A white cartoon illustration of Jesus Christ in flowing robes rides a skateboard with arms outstretched. Golden yellow bold text to the right reads