Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Unisex Hoodie Size:M A cartoon illustration of John

A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder

Features a feminine

full-color print that holds up wash after wash

Crawling through Nakatomi Plaza in a Santa hat was never part of John McClane's holiday plan

A light blue bowling ball and a stylized bowling pin with black motion lines appear within the gold area

Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Unisex Hoodie Size:M A cartoon illustration of JohnMikey's two day rule lasted about forty five seconds before he speed dialed his way into answering machine infamy. Six messages deep is not money, baby, and everyone knows it from personal experience. Inspired by Swingers. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "ALWAYS" above a posterized illustration of Mikey in a white tank top, holding a brick sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear. Below, matching distressed white block