Smartass University - Unisex T-Shirt san leandro hanging from strings while posed

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Millions of kids in the early eighties considered it the single greatest place on earth

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New Jersey

Curly Bill turning a polite farewell into a casual death sentence is peak conversational efficiency

Smartass University - Unisex T-Shirt san leandro hanging from strings while posedSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"