Schooner Tuna - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L we make our own mattresses

we make our own mattresses that don't conform to the traditional sizes

and "Surprise" along the bottom edge

Both major parties could learn something from a platform built entirely on breadsticks and no term limits

Large decorative text reads "Jack Dempsey's" with blue drop-cap initials and red script

Minor league clubs like this one gave small Southwestern towns something to believe in when times were hardest

Schooner Tuna - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L we make our own mattressesSchooner Tuna expects you to emotionally bond with a dead fish in a can, and honestly the mascot's commitment is more convincing than Jack's commitment to not waxing the floor. Corporate pride never recovered. Inspired by Mr. Mom. The Details: Distressed white bold text reads "SCHOONER TUNA" across the top. Below, a cartoon tuna mascot stands upright, grinning with wide eyes and holding a flag bearing a heart symbol. Stacked white text to the right