Your Mom is My Cardio - Unisex Hoodie 70s Purple text reads "ESTD 1901"

Purple text reads "ESTD 1901" flanking the mascot

Vernon's detention empire runs on cheap business cards and the conviction that making teenagers sit still is a marketable skill

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Arched distressed white text reads "WICHITA" above orange "Est

so both are permanently off the table

Your Mom is My Cardio - Unisex Hoodie 70s Purple text reads "ESTD 1901"Putting a "your mom" joke in gold 1977 Pontiac Trans Am lettering is the typographic equivalent of wearing a tuxedo to a food fight. The font matured but the joke absolutely refused to. The Details: Retro 1970s inline letterforms with parallel striped lines within each character read "YOUR MOM IS MY" in distressed black ink. Bold golden yellow text with a dark outline reads "CARDIO" below in a larger, heavier weight with the same distressed texture