Where My Hose At? - Unisex Sweatshirt oklahoma city vintage texture

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Arched white uppercase text reads "IT'S NOT XMAS" above a high-contrast portrait of Hans Gruber holding a pistol

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Santa's catchphrase being three repetitions of 'ho' was always suspiciously on the nose for a guy who watches people in bed all year

Where My Hose At? - Unisex Sweatshirt oklahoma city vintage textureFirefighters spent decades being America's most wholesome profession just for a homophone to undo all of it. Asking where the hose is at hits different when you're pointing like a 1950s propaganda poster at last call. The Details: White lowercase bold sans serif text on the left reads "where my hose at?" beside a white stencil art portrait of a firefighter in a traditional helmet marked "1," pointing forward. Both elements are rendered in a vintage