It's Pho-King Delicious - Long Sleeve T-Shirt retrostuff with striped accents and a

with striped accents and a pole extending to a grassy base

Tourism boards on desert hellholes always oversell the climate

dark blue text reads "ERWIN A

California" with "1893" in golden-yellow

The cursive and tasteful attribution are doing more heavy lifting than the actual punchline

It's Pho-King Delicious - Long Sleeve T-Shirt retrostuff with striped accents and aNaming a pho restaurant is the only time a health department sign and a profanity exist in perfect harmony. That hyphen is doing the same job as a trench coat, just barely keeping things legal in public. The Details: Distressed white text reads "IT'S" above large bold angular lettering reading "PHO KING." A vintage style white illustration of a pho bowl shows noodles, herbs, a citrus wedge, and chopsticks with weathered texture, flanked by "SINCE" and