I'd Ride That - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL Distressed white retro bubble letters

Distressed white retro bubble letters read "MOIST" in rounded 1970s-style typography

Arched green serif text reads "SHENANDOAH" above a distressed green circular emblem depicting a vintage baseball batter mid-swing

" and "1958" flanking the illustration

Booger checked in knowing full well what that sign really spelled

Morton's corner office confidence lasts right up until several hundred pounds of cybernetic severance package connects with his face

I'd Ride That - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL Distressed white retro bubble lettersJet ski innuendo only works on people who've never met a man with a boat and a divorce. Plausible deniability dies the moment grandma recognizes the phrase from every dive bar since Nixon. The Details: White vintage style illustration depicts a square jawed man in a life vest riding a jet ski through splashing water. Bold white block uppercase text below reads "I'D RIDE THAT." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double lined hood with pouch