Westview Skateland - Columbus, OH - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt scifi Owning the actual flamethrower just

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Inspired by Friday the 13th

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Mikey's two-day rule lasted about forty-five seconds before he speed-dialed his way into answering machine infamy

Westview Skateland - Columbus, OH - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt scifi Owning the actual flamethrower justRoller skating in a sport coat is the 1950s equivalent of wearing a blazer to a pool party. Westview Skateland listed a seven digit phone number because strangers were just neighbors you hadn't square danced with yet. The Details: Barrel shaped red and cream border with curved red script reading "Roller Skating" at the top and "A BARREL O' FUN" in red block letters below, with a small "~CHICAGO~" stamp at upper right. A 1950s hand drawn illustration