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White retro bubble-style lettering below reads "The Lovers The Dreamers & Me" in a stacked arrangement

" Light blue text reads "THORNTON MELON" above red

Ben Franklin was a legendary drinker who wrote essays ranking older lovers

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Announcing you're the clone means the original checked today's schedule and opted out entirely

In Philadelphia It's Worth 50 Bucks - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL White retro bubble-style lettering belowRandolph Duke can appraise a Patek Philippe and an entire city's dignity in the same breath. Fifty bucks for a timepiece worth more than most mortgages is just Tuesday for a man who bets lives on a dollar. Inspired by Trading Places. The Details: Detailed illustration of a luxury chronograph wristwatch in golden champagne and blue ink depicts a white dial with multiple subdials, a moon phase complication, and a black crocodile pattern leather strap.