Fragile Balls Handle With Care - Unisex T-Shirt salt lake city NY" and "SINCE 1989" above

NY" and "SINCE 1989" above a small pentagram

Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY" on the left

Eternal damnation is still less painful than leg day

Distressed golden-yellow and red flames rise from stacked brown textured logs

Shield-shaped white badge with a black outline contains arched black hand-lettered text reading "TUCSON" at the top

Fragile Balls Handle With Care - Unisex T-Shirt salt lake city NY" and "SINCE 1989" aboveFragile balls requiring careful handling is either a Christmas ornament label or a very honest urology brochure. December just happens to be the one month both interpretations get equal airtime. The Details: Arched golden tan serif text reads "FRAGILE BALLS" above green pine branches with two hanging ornaments, one red orange and one golden yellow, suspended from dark caps and hooks. A scalloped border frames the bottom text reading "HANDLE WITH