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Calling yourself a midnight toker is really just scheduling your bad decisions with unnecessary precision

Calling America "shorty" is the most honest form of patriotism left

Baseball in that era was inseparable from local pride and industry

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You Space Bastard! You Killed My Pine! - Unisex Hoodie bandit Large bold white block textPeabody losing his mind over a pine tree while a teenager accidentally unwrites his own DNA is cinema's most misplaced outrage. Twin Pines became Lone Pine, and nobody noticed until VHS rewind addicts cracked the code. Inspired by Back to the Future. The Details: Distressed yellow and red block text in retro B movie poster style reads "YOU SPACE BASTARD!" across the top. Below, a cartoon portrait of Old Man Peabody with wild eyes, curly hair, and an