We Ain't Found Shit - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL " "PLAINFIELD RD

" "PLAINFIELD RD

Customer service in a wretched hive of scum and villainy usually involves a death sentence on twelve different systems

Membership cards are unnecessary because everyone already knows you're qualified

Repping a team whose members will never hold a meeting

with small red and white text on its front panel reading "WINE 'EM DINE 'EM SIXTY NINE 'EM

We Ain't Found Shit - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL " "PLAINFIELD RDCombing the desert with an Ace brand comb is peak military compliance, the kind of futile grunt work that deserves its own union logo. Dark Helmet's orders finally met their match in four words of deadpan resignation. Inspired by Spaceballs. The Details: Distressed black arched text reads "WE AIN'T" across the top. Below, a black silhouette depicts two Spaceballs troopers dragging an oversized comb labeled "ACE" through scattered sand particles,