You Can't Make Everybody Happy - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red Distressed golden-yellow hand-lettered text reads

Distressed golden-yellow hand-lettered text reads "VERDUGO HILLS" above a downward-pointing triangular banner containing dark circles with the letters "B

Chrome-gradient lettering on a triangle backdrop peaked harder than every kid who learned to breakdance to save a rec center

Cursive script reads "Downey

Cambodia was apparently just the tutorial level before something with mandibles showed up

Retro cartoon portrait of Chet smirking with a cigar tops a red sign shape

You Can't Make Everybody Happy - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red Distressed golden-yellow hand-lettered text readsPizza maintains a 100% approval rating across every demographic, tax bracket, and emotional state. Accepting you rank below warm bread and cheese is the first honest thing most people ever do. The Details: Distressed white block text in a weathered screen print style reads "YOU CAN'T MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY. YOU'RE NOT PIZZA." Visible texture erosion appears throughout the bold, condensed lettering. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt.