Hellhound Hallucinations red Arrive on a tropical island

Arrive on a tropical island and want to wow strangers with your wit

Whether you’re rollerskating

Sweet dreams are made of these translucent gray aviators with soothing orange ocean lenses & vintage vibes

like eat Great-Aunt Twylas sketchy potato-and-cat-hair-salad

no bounce frames are perfect for sweaty activities of all kind– running

Hellhound Hallucinations red Arrive on a tropical islandWhat the what?! Did you just see a rabid three headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you've always wanted!!! (You're welcome, ya big noggined lug.) Made for Bigger Noggins Wider