Fart Loading - Unisex Tank Top pasadena A Stranger Things parody design

A Stranger Things parody design inspired by Murray Bauman

which is still easier than calling Planet Fitness

Peter Venkman

Nothing says old money legitimacy like burnt coffee and insider trading

but the portions would build a cult following

Fart Loading - Unisex Tank Top pasadena A Stranger Things parody designLoading bars at 85% carry more dramatic tension than any movie countdown, except this one threatens to clear the room instead of save it. Somewhere a software engineer is weeping because their best UX work ended up warning bystanders about digestion. The Details: A horizontal progress bar outlined in white with rounded ends shows approximately 85% filled with solid white, styled after a classic computer loading indicator. Bold white italic uppercase