Bill & Ted - Waterloo Water Park San Dimas - Unisex Tank Top minnesota A golden-olive rectangular illustration depicts

A golden-olive rectangular illustration depicts a stylized sun with radiating rays

Arched golden-yellow text reads "I SURVIVED THE" above "KUMITE" rendered large in a red and yellow brushstroke Asian-inspired typeface

rendered in distressed tan ink with visible dot patterns

and "5665 WILSHIRE" above "LOS ANGELES" at the bottom

German sausage puns operate on the principle that acknowledging a joke is terrible somehow makes it funnier

Bill & Ted - Waterloo Water Park San Dimas - Unisex Tank Top minnesota A golden-olive rectangular illustration depictsNapoleon conquered most of Europe but met his true Waterloo screaming down a slide in suburban California. Ziggy Piggy celebrations and bodacious wave pools will do that to a dictator. Inspired by Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. The Details: Bold black block letters read "WATERLOO" above a retro digital illustration of a mountain silhouette with yellow and white striped water slide lanes curving downward, flanked by green palm trees and blue water