Ezel's Chiropractic - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Red A gray crosscut saw banner

A gray crosscut saw banner with brown handles displays dark block serif text reading "JOHN MATRIX

meaning confusion officially exists beyond the boundaries of known science

Rolling up to that Emporium parking lot is basically a spiritual practice

White uppercase text below reads "NOW YOU STICK TO THAT

A light blue bowling ball and a stylized bowling pin with black motion lines appear within the gold area

Ezel's Chiropractic - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Red A gray crosscut saw bannerEzel's chiropractic credentials are entirely self awarded, based on extensive personal research into falling down for no reason. Necks and backs are his specialty, but only when witnesses are present. Inspired by Friday. The Details: A white stick figure depicted mid fall with motion lines appears at the top. Distressed white serif text below reads "Ezel's Chiropractic" followed by smaller italic white text reading "Necks, Backs. Necks & Backs!"