Chet Ripley's Steakhouse - Old 96er - Women's T-Shirt kirksville A winged emblem centers a

A winged emblem centers a circular badge containing male and female restroom-style stick figure silhouettes

Fortnightly cravings and wee beady eyes are just the tip of the Pentaverate iceberg

Moe's Tavern

Swearing a blood oath over thunder with your sentient teddy bear is the kind of childhood pact that absolutely should not survive into your thirties

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Chet Ripley's Steakhouse - Old 96er - Women's T-Shirt kirksville A winged emblem centers aFinishing a 96 ounce steak is less a meal and more a hostage negotiation between Chet and his own digestive system. Opening a steakhouse afterward is the most unhinged victory lap in Midwest vacation history. Inspired by The Great Outdoors. The Details: Circular red orange portrait in a cartoon caricature style depicts Chet Ripley's grinning face, flanked by distressed white text reading "ESTD" and "1988." Distressed white text inside a bordered sign