The Beetus - Unisex Sweatshirt bowling a thick handlebar mustache

a thick handlebar mustache

and absolutely zero regard for pronunciation standards

" Curved script below reads "Amazing & Painless" above a small tooth icon surrounded by ornamental flourishes

" and "NEW HAVEN

" "BALL CLUB

The Beetus - Unisex Sweatshirt bowling a thick handlebar mustacheWilford Brimley cloned four times in mop top wigs looks like the greatest band that ever lectured you about blood sugar. Every track on the album is just a different way of pronouncing the same word. The Details: Bold white serif text reads "THE BEETUS" across the top. Below, a high contrast black and white caricature portrays four mustachioed figures with mop top hairstyles, arranged in a staggered group portrait mimicking a classic band photo