I'd Hit That - Pinata - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly Distressed white hand-lettered italic script

Distressed white hand-lettered italic script reads "Screws Fall Out All The Time" in a stacked

Slapping Est

Sergeant Hulka managing a platoon of misfits who enlisted on a whim required the patience of a saint and the deadpan of a mortician

Distressed white serif text stacked across four centered lines reads "PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO STUFF" in a bold retro typeface

with a weathered

I'd Hit That - Pinata - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly Distressed white hand-lettered italic scriptPiatas are the only socially acceptable way to teach children that beating something until it breaks open is rewarding. Slapping that phrase underneath one is just plausible deniability with crepe paper. The Details: Multicolored cartoon piata in the shape of a burro, decorated with horizontal stripes of green, yellow, purple, pink, orange, and blue, with a single cartoon eye, a blue pom pom on its head, a rainbow tail, and a white string extending