Beach, Please! - Unisex T-Shirt adult humor A vintage illustration of El

A vintage illustration of El Guapo's cackling face beneath an oversized sombrero with radiating sunburst lines sits between the numbers "19" and "23

White text reading "SLASHING PRICES" and "ALL SUMMER LONG" flanks two crossed hockey sticks with a puck at center

Vernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses

and toppling a galactic superpower with prehistoric siege weapons

with "OF PANCAKES" in white on a red banner below

Beach, Please! - Unisex T-Shirt adult humor A vintage illustration of ElPunctuation invented plausible deniability, and a single comma is out here doing more legal work than most defense attorneys. A distressed vintage sunset just means you've been telling people off at the beach since 1987. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reading "Beach, Please!" overlays a retro circular scene. A golden orange sun disc fills the upper portion with horizontal pink striped bands at the bottom, and a black silhouetted palm