Schooner Tuna - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_ws he's taking notes

he's taking notes

just the correct answer to one question screamed directly into your face mid-deadlift

they're what you see after the sixth margarita

Banjo music echoing across a river sounds charming for exactly four seconds before decades of cinematic trauma kick in

A mid-century illustration below depicts a couple holding hands on roller skates

Schooner Tuna - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_ws he's taking notesSchooner Tuna expects you to emotionally bond with a dead fish in a can, and honestly the mascot's commitment is more convincing than Jack's commitment to not waxing the floor. Corporate pride never recovered. Inspired by Mr. Mom. The Details: Distressed white bold text reads "SCHOONER TUNA" across the top. Below, a cartoon tuna mascot stands upright, grinning with wide eyes and holding a flag bearing a heart symbol. Stacked white text to the right