Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S in that basket just learned

in that basket just learned South Central has stricter lending terms than any galaxy

Curved distressed white block text below reads "IF I'M REAL

Spicoli turned chalk-dust tyranny into a permanent beach vacation

Distressed white stencil-style text reads "GET TO" above large white block letters "DA" layered over a gray silhouette of a UH-1 Huey helicopter surrounded by gray tropical palm trees

Hans planned for everything except one barefoot problem

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S in that basket just learnedJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading