Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Long Sleeve T-Shirt fletch1 Distressed white arched text reads

Distressed white arched text reads "ONLY NOODLES" above a vintage-style circular emblem

Ordering linguine and white clam sauce for someone who didn't ask is peak five-point plan energy

Ornate baroque cartouche rendered in dark brown outlines with elaborate scrollwork and carved detailing tapers to a point at the bottom

Inspired by The Goonies

with dark green text reading "904 NORTH BROADWAY - LOS ANGELES" at the bottom

Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Long Sleeve T-Shirt fletch1 Distressed white arched text readsCalling America "shorty" is the most honest form of patriotism left. Every Fourth of July proves the country celebrates its birthday less like a dignified nation and more like someone who just got bottle service at the club. The Details: Curved distressed white text reads "GO SHORTY" across the top, arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five pointed star on each side. Wavy white text below reads