It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL MINNESOTA" above distressed curved text

MINNESOTA" above distressed curved text reading "ESTABLISHED 1935" flanking a circular purple emblem containing a home plate symbol

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Minnesota baseball had deep roots long before the Twins arrived

Red distressed text below reads "OF BEER

Gothic white lettering reads "Jobu's" above a bold serif "RUM

It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL MINNESOTA" above distressed curved textBomb Pops melting down your arm at a cookout is nature's way of saying get your mouth involved. Plausible deniability lasts exactly as long as it takes someone to read the second line. The Details: Distressed white groovy hand lettered text reads "it's not going to lick itself" arranged in stacked lines. Below, a vintage style illustration of a tri color rocket popsicle in red, white, and blue sits tilted diagonally, with blue melting drips falling