Smartass University - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Building a spaceship from a

Building a spaceship from a garbage can and a Tilt-a-Whirl seat takes exactly the kind of confidence only suburban kids with zero engineering credentials possess

and oceanfront landscaping in green

A posterized illustration depicts a bearded figure in an open light blue collared shirt double-fisting two golden beers

yet somehow manage to be the most confident animal in the ocean

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Smartass University - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Building a spaceship from aSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"