University of Your Mom - Unisex Tank Top Size:L A red cylindrical marquee reads

A red cylindrical marquee reads "ROCKET" in white block letters

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Peter Venkman in a textured sport coat

Tilted distressed white hand-lettered text reads "COMIN' IN" above oversized weathered yellow block letters reading "HOT

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University of Your Mom - Unisex Tank Top Size:L A red cylindrical marquee readsFake Latin on a university crest works because your brain gives it two full seconds of respect before the betrayal hits. "Maximus Doin Ya Momus" graduated summa cum laude from the school of jokes you should've outgrown fifteen years ago. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "UNIVERSITY" across the top, with smaller script "of" centered below. A circular crest at the center depicts a bed icon enclosed by laurel wreaths and flanked by