Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Unisex Sweatshirt aspen " Ornate Victorian corner flourishes

" Ornate Victorian corner flourishes frame bold block lettering reading "D

Apologizing in advance just streamlines the whole process

got its own tastefully embossed business card and a Midtown corner office with East River views

Cambodia was apparently just the tutorial level before something with mandibles showed up

Funny retro design inspired by Different Strokes

Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Unisex Sweatshirt aspen " Ornate Victorian corner flourishesThrowing a pigskin over them mountains is the foundational myth of a man whose entire resume lives in a camcorder. Uncle Rico peaked in a timeline that never existed, and he's still selling it. Inspired by Napoleon Dynamite. The Details: White bold text reads "Over Them" above gray mountain peaks with horizontal blue stripes and dark pine tree silhouettes. A distressed illustration of Uncle Rico in a blue jersey appears mid throw gripping a football.