Pizza Party - Women's T-Shirt dallas Bold red blackletter script reads

Bold red blackletter script reads "Schweddy Balls" centered between two cream-illustrated round baked goods with visible sprinkles

the Assman's in town

Bold off-white serif text reads "WORLD of the PSYCHIC" with golden-yellow underline accents

Two overlapping heart playing cards sit to the right of the text

A hand-drawn winged roller skate soars through stylized clouds below

Pizza Party - Women's T-Shirt dallas Bold red blackletter script readsPizza Party is the only entry on any ballot with a 100% approval rating and zero attack ads. Both major parties could learn something from a platform built entirely on breadsticks and no term limits. The Details: A row of white stars spans the top above a horizontal white line. Below, an empty blue checkbox sits beside blue text reading "Democratic Party," followed by an empty red checkbox beside red text reading "Republican Party." A white checkbox